I have no social life?

"You have no social life," my sister once told me. I have no idea what she is talking about.

In my opinion, I am great when it comes to socializing.

• I can judge people just by looking at them, due to my expertise in recording data.
• I know how to keep a good conversation by noting topics of interest.
• I can converse easily with others because of my simple language

I'm telling you, she's simply envious of my being better than her.

"Seriously. You're blogging about it? You really don't have a social life."

And there she goes again.